Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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