Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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