When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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