Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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