Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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