i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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