u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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