I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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