We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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