plz talk dirty to me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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