i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated