yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.