Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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