I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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