so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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