love makes seman taste better
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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