i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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