Me. At least after what I've been through.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She bit a glass in half.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Randomize
