neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We talked him into tasing himself.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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