they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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