I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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