Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His hands were made for my vagina.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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