We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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