jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
