Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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