He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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