Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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