and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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