i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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