that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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