She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
pray to the hookup gods
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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