idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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