omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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