So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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