i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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