How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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