U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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