I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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