yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
