what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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