That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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