sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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