Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just had sex bonerless
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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