His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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