I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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