I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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