just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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