Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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