Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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