We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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