are you still at the devil's house?
This is not my ceiling
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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