Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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