So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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