Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry irish_fighter13 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(213): View more from California

she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.

Fav 1 1920 936
share tweet
(713): View more from Texas

I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I wanted to see November 5, 1985

Fav 19 4490 946
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(913): View more from Kansas

girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

Fav 20 6786 1172
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella

Fav 31 12931 1962
share tweet
(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

Fav 69 28897 3779
share tweet
(312): View more from Illinois

You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.

Fav 10 8736 1327
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.

Fav 1 1815 1339
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(055): View more from

Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

Fav 5 728 457
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.

Fav 0 17 41
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT