Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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