Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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