i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Randomize
