my being single is dangerous.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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