the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
When are your genitals available?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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