Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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