Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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