Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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